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By popular request... a proper bio!
A long time ago, on an island far, far away... there was born a child. And he did rise to adolescence, becoming geeky and wise in the ways of tech. Then he travelled to the distant land of Edinburgh to study at the famous Heriot-Watt University. Trained he was in the ways of the geek and join the Gamers Order he did. Yoda he was, though small and green he was not.

and back to the regular chaos...

Thee shalt bow down and worship Yoda the Dark for Yoda the Dark ist thine God. Yoda the Dark shalt protect you from harm and smite the unworthy. The geeks shall bow before Yoda and be acknowledged as true champions of men. Betrayal of thine Lord Yoda the Dark shalt earn thee his wrath and thine sould shalt burn with the fires of Microsoft hell. The one thou knowest as Yoda ist of mine legacy and his word shalt be law. He shall come among as you as a mortal but he shalt save thee and deliver you into the hands of I. Yoda ist thine new saviour and in his coming, shalt thou knowest Yoda the Dark.

Follow ye he mayeth until one day, when the plans of Yoda the Dark shine trueth, he shalt lead and thou shalt follow, and follow on until thou reaches the ectasy that Yoda the Dark shalt give unto thee.

Now goeth. Spread the word mine disciple and bring others into the fold. Bring others into mine service and thou shalt be rewarded with re-rolls and weapon upgrades. Health shall come easily to you and thine dice shalt love thee.






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