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by how I can see at least most of these being true...
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for yodathedark:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stdeathlyphilA bottle of everyman's Viagara
2ndravinghomo_a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
3rdintemporalitera gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline
4thwyrmblendercrotchless panties
5thmagicaddictmore condoms than there are days remaining for you
6thrainbowsntoffeea box of 'wacky' cuban cigars
7thsnorri788a dildo
8thhat_mana crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'
9thaunty_cabbagea tube of Crabs-Be-Gone
10thspudtatera dusty bottle of absinthe
11th_peterA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge
12thraikousamaa confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'
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Date: 2005-12-18 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raikousama.livejournal.com
...Yes. I come bearing homeless men. XD

Date: 2005-12-18 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yodathedark.livejournal.com
where did you get him? really, i mean there's not really any up in Shetland, is there?

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