I'm kinda shocked...

[yodathedark]

by how I can see at least most of these being true...

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for yodathedark:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	deathlyphil		A bottle of everyman's Viagara
2nd	ravinghomo_		a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
3rd	intemporaliter		a gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline
4th	wyrmblender		crotchless panties
5th	magicaddict		more condoms than there are days remaining for you
6th	rainbowsntoffee		a box of 'wacky' cuban cigars
7th	snorri788		a dildo
8th	hat_man		a crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'
9th	aunty_cabbage		a tube of Crabs-Be-Gone
10th	spudtater		a dusty bottle of absinthe
11th	_peter		A tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge
12th	raikousama		a confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'
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Comments

[raikousama.livejournal.com]

...Yes. I come bearing homeless men. XD

[yodathedark.livejournal.com]

where did you get him? really, i mean there's not really any up in Shetland, is there?